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The Last Guardian of Anwat Gar
First off, I would like to say that I went into Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen with an extremely open mind. As you may remember; I HATED the first one. They butchered it, disrespected the fans, and made a mockery of the grand storytelling that the original cartoon had. I had high expectations for the first one, waited for it for years; following it's every ounce of information that was leaked onto the internet; and was still severely disappointed.

Thus, when Erik and I went to the movie theater to see what time Star Trek was showing next, (great film, BTW) found out we missed the last showing, and decided to see Trasnsformers: ROTF instead, I thought; "Hey, the last one sucked balls, this one can't possibly be any worse!"

Boy was I wrong. The best part of the movie was that I did get to donate a dollar to charity at the box office.

CAUTION: SPOILERS AHEAD! If you have not seen this movie, but plan to and do not want anything ruined for you (not that you should have anything to look forward to) do not continue reading and do not click the cut below.

More Plotholes Than a ColanderCollapse )

Wow. That was cool.</sarcasm> This movie was so bad, I left the theater pissed off at everything I loved as a child. I even told Erik that I had no interest in a Masters of the Universe movie. That isn't true, of course, but ROTF reminded me of why other countries HATE americans. Yes, it is that bad.

In conclusion, nothing sums it quite as neatly as the great Robot Chicken.

Current Mood: angryMichael Bay Must Die
Current Music: Beethoven - Symphony #9 in D minor
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21 June 2009 @ 08:16 pm
Current Mood: excitedexcited
Current Music: Scooter - Lass unz Tanzen (Night Version)
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25 April 2009 @ 11:16 pm
Current Mood: gigglygiggly
Current Music: Barry Manilow - I Can't Smile Without You
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23 April 2009 @ 04:37 pm
Ya just feel like dancin', and other times, you feel like smashing something. Right now that would be UPS for destroying my box.


And... my crushed Mer-Man boxes. DAMN YOU UPS!Collapse )

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22 November 2008 @ 05:57 pm
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
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19 November 2008 @ 10:16 am
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05 November 2008 @ 01:17 pm
the fifth of
The gunpowder
and plot.
I know of no reason
why the Gunpowder Treason
be forgot
Current Mood: thoughtfulthoughtful
Current Music: Nabbed - the Yoshida Brothers
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03 October 2008 @ 09:54 am
Current Music: Armin Van Buuren feat. Ray Winston - Yet Another Day
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02 June 2008 @ 07:40 pm

Integrity, people. It costs nothing.
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03 March 2008 @ 10:51 am
You know me.
I am great sadness. I am great love.
I see without being seen.
I'm a wanderer and a warrior.
You may add me back if you wish.
Current Music: Bella Morte - The Rain Within Her Hands